Kate Moss Breaking Balls: Who's What Now?

Well, there you go. I may hate Kate Moss - and I believe I do - but I would be a foolish lady to doubt that although she may not have any personality to speak of, or any intelligence or charm or humour or top bollocks, she does have one thing in spades: she has fame. She has a big name. She's Kate Moss. Famous Kate Moss. So really it should come as no surprise to discover that Kate has been added to this year's edition of Who's Who. Well, isn't that great news. Just imagine what she's going to be like now. You thought she was unbearable before? You just wait. She'll be all: 'You can't fine me for smokin' indoors, don't you know oo I am? I'm Kate Moss. I'm in Oo Zoo!'

She may be in Who's Who, but she's still a vile self-serving little skank who neglects both her daughter and everyday washing rituals. Bleugh.