Kate Moss Breaking News: Dim-witted Fan Wets Pants Over New Picture

Oh. My. God. Imagine if you'd discovered a new photo of Kate Moss. By which I mean a photograph of Kate Moss that you'd Never. Seen. Before.

Can you imagine?

Well, that's what happened to the lucky young lady who writes this blog, so naturally she simply had to blog about it.

I don't know. Am I being unfair? Is there actually any reason this should make me feel so angry? Probably not. I'm going to go have a lie down.