Moss Balls: The Hate Just Snowballs. (Snow! Geddit?!)

Now I know that a lot of the things I hate Kate Moss for are probably not real. A lot of the things she does or says for example, I've just read about in papers, and papers are full - FULL mind you - of shit. And by shit I mean, predominantly, lies. So when it is reported in the Daily Mirror that Kate Moss was begging for drugs at her no-mark mate's party last weekend, any self-respecting hater knows that there's a very good chance it's bollocks. Moss is an easy target. We all know she's wildly addicted to cocaine, so if you're looking for a story, it's a piece of cake to have someone say she was begging for drugs. It's highly believable after all. And therefore easy to invent. If she denies it, your story is bigger than ever, and you could always insist that she was so out of it that she probably doesn't even remember. After all, she probably was. Come to think of it, I bumped into Kate at that pub in Camden - The Hawley Arms, that's it - a couple of months ago, and she offered me £50 for a gramme of Charlie. Kept squeezing my arse and saying, 'I really like your boobs. I could do a line off your boobs.'

That's actually true.

You see, as much as I hate Kate Moss, I am aware that what I hate more is the way she's portrayed in the press. But she is complicit in that, so don't get me wrong, I really do hate her. I just hate the press more.

For example, Hadley Freeman, Highbrow correspondent for the Guardian. Please tell me she's not getting paid for this shit?:

"Stun"; "shock"; "bizarre"; "shame." My God, you're already thinking, what could possibly have happened to prompt the usually calm and measured Daily Mirror to reel in such adjectives and nouns?

OK, so 'stun' could pass for an adjective at a push, but this is such a clumsy, ugly sentence that it makes my blood curdle. (The word used in the Mirror piece was actually 'stunned' anyway, which would have worked better. So not only badly written, but also inaccurate. God, I hate Hadley Freeman.) The piece as a whole is just the worst kind of drivel - I mean, you'd expect it from some crappy Blogspot hate-site like this, but not from the shitting Guardian, surely? But then if you look at the kind of guff Hadley churns out, it's fairly standard. I repeat, I hope she's not getting paid for this shit.

Still, Kate Moss eh? What a druggy.