Kate Moss Mole Flash: If You Hated Kate Like I Hate Kate, Oh, Oh... Oh. You Do.

On no you don't. In fact, you don't hate her at all. You big pussy.

Someone who does hate her though is a guy called Joe who emailed me yesterday to say that he'd actually worked with Kate on the White Stripes video for I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself: 'i worked on the build for the spot and i can confirm about her not washing. she really stinks. i'd definitely fuck her though don;t get me wrong, she's got a smashing arse. it's just a shame about her tits and stench'.

Thanks, Joe. I'd quite forgotten about that video. It's worth another watch - although you can't actually smell her from here, it definitely serves as a reminder that she's also a really bad fucking mover. All the rhythm of a burning giraffe. I bet she's shit in bed.



Have you worked with Kate Moss? Did she reek of rotting meat and drugs? Let me know.