Kate Moss Flash: Shitloads of Coke!

More coke bollocks today as it was revealed that invitations for Davinia Taylor's party at the weekend (Taylor is famous for being friends with Moss and nothing else) were printed on black AmEx cards adorned with the words 'Use Card Accordingly'. Get it? Eh? It's a drugs reference! Brilliant! Use this card to chop up coke in the bogs! That's what it means! Because they all take coke! All these pointless rich skanks take shitloads of coke! And they don't give a fuck who knows it! Brilliant!

Then - the other Moss story of the weekend is that Sienna Miller wasn't invited on to the Andaz Hotel after the club on Saturday for more cocktails and coke because Kate and her pals have decided Miller is no good for their pal Rhys Ifans. Of course this is all almost certainly utter tabloid crap, but then again, Moss is a vile and spiteful repulsive little jealous harpy bitch, so I wouldn't really put it past her. She must be so jealous of Sienna Miller though. Not only is Miller genuinely good looking, but she actually has talent too, something Moss knows that she will never ever have. And this rankles. Almost as much as knowing that the only people who actually claim to like her are fucked-up no-marks keen to attract attention on the back of her dubious fame, and equally talentless superskank cum-and-coke-bucket fuckwit model bitch whores like Campbell. God, I hate Naomi Campbell almost as much as I hate Kate Moss. But not quite.