Moss Balls: Have Yourself a Crappy Little CrassMoss

Press release for Kate's new Christmas range of awful awful clothes here. Here are the words that stand out: ever-changing, exquisite, luxury, rock and roll, beautiful, fine, intricate, chicest, glamorous, fun, delicate, pretty. Here are the words that are missing: gaudy, classless, rubbish, extortionate, crappy, ugly, sick-making, talentless, trite, unoriginal, disappointing, uninspiring, bleeuuuurgh. And here is the sentence that nearly made me puke up my pelvis: 'Kate’s own personal signature is recognisable in every piece and is quintessentially Kate Moss... the most beautiful girl at the party.'

The truth is, Kate Moss' clothes are rubbish. Rot rot rot. And that's a fact.