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I actually don't hate Kate Moss. I've never met her. But I do despise the relationship she has with certain gutter tabloids. However, I don't think you really need to put your head in a big pile of shit to know that it stinks. So I've changed my mind: I do hate her. She's a disgrace, for the following reasons:

1) She makes shitloads of money and all she can think to do with it is buy vast amounts of cocaine.

2) Her Top Shop clothes are diabolical.

3) She doesn't spend enough time with her daughter for my liking.

4) She's thick as fuck. No, she is. Don't argue. The woman is a retard.

5) She doesn't wash.

6) Oh, and she's not pretty. In fact, she's a fucking munter.

There are more reasons, but I have work to get on with. I'm sure I'll come back to it though. What I'd like to do though, is to follow her exploits as reported in London's free papers and use them as a basis on which to reiterate at least two or three times a week how much I hate her. But of course there is a very good chance I'll post this and then never, ever return. Who knows?

One thing's for sure though: I'm fucking right.